Tennessee: The Theory of Idiocracy.

Rising gas problems, no problem. I have money, sort of. People in the little town of Franklin have money too. What to do when money is no longer the problem. Baron Jake's theory of idiocracy goes something like this: We are from Franklin, Tennessee. We have money. Hurricane Ike!!!!! Let's panic!!!! Let's double our purchases of gas in two days so that it runs out and causes a crisis. I like to drive, that is a given. I am fairly patient, less common. I hate stupid people, shit happens. Don't panic, the world is not coming to an end. Tennesseans of the world aka Middle Tennessee, don't give in to the theory of idiocracy! Let it go.