Women

Women are mysterious creatures. You never really know what they want, even when they tell you exactly what they want. "I would love to go to dinner at such and such". Driving, driving, driving, eating, eating, eating, finished. "Honey did you enjoy your meal"? "Not really, why did we come here"? What does that even mean? Do they not respect the gesture you took to take them out to dinner? I just don't understand and probably never will understand women or what they want or how they want it or even why they want it. Once in a while, you will meet a woman who is the exact opposite. She will tell you what she wants and exactly how she wants it, but will actually mean it. The nerve of some women! You actually try to figure out what they REALLY want and think you figure it out, nope. "You know what I really would like for my birthday honey"? "Uh I don't know, a book"? "No, I would like you to buy me a really cute dress of your choice" Now at this point the guy thinks to himself, " Yes! I can finally get my girlfriend or wife or fiance to wear something slutty"! But then he second guesses himself and buys her a ring. "Why did you buy me a ring? I told you exactly what I wanted for my birthday". The moral of the story. Who the fuck knows what women want?